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It is better to struggle with laziness while lying!
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Inscription on a child chamber-pot: Thanks from descendants!
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It is interesting who judges whether dog's-meat becomes even more tasty?
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Like your grandsons, and they will revenge on your children!
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Many people managed to improve their life considerably due to medicines. For example, there are pharmaceutists.
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A commander in Chinese army - to his subordinates:
- Attack in small groups, 2-3 millions people each!
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The main trouble in an unmarried guy's life are husbands.
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A woman is like a car - the younger the more expensive.
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Horse is the only animal one can hammer nails in it.
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The man was so poor, that the sparrows brought to him bread-crumbs.
He was so cowardly, that the cockroaches took away these bread-crumbs from him.
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